That One Time I...

... Clawed A Poopy.

You knew sooner or later I'd sink to potty humor to get your attention, but fear not. This post has nothing to do with actual poop or the use of my hands for other than pressing buttons and joysticks. 

Above you'll notice the interior of the arcade I own in GTA Online. It's filled with various, playable games that harken back to our youth. It's a fun place to have your character hang out and pass the time while their businesses are generating income.

One of these arcade games is a claw game called Shiny Wasabi Kitty Claw, named for the cat girl villain turned bestie in the satirical anime show Princess Robot Bubblegum that you can watch on TV in your GTA Online apartments.

Inside the machine you'll find plushies for Princess Robot Bubblegum, Shiny Wasabi Kitty, Master Hentai, and PRB's mascots Saki, Humpy, Muffy, Grindy, Smokey and Poopy. The idea is to maneuver the claw backward and then to the right before you lower it. 

While positioning the claw is easy, the machine also uses an element of luck as to whether or not you win a prize. For example, if the odds are 1 in 30 you'll win a plushie, it's like buying 30 lottery tickets. Each ticket has 1 for 30 odds, so there's no guarantee any of them will be a winner. 

Yes, that's quite the joystick your GTA Online character gets to play with. Anyway...

After spending a combined three hours over three afternoons and evenings, I finally lucked out and clawed a Poopy plushy from the machine.

Why do I try to collect all nine of these plushies? They make great decorations for your arcade office as well as your penthouse at the Diamond Casino & Resort. At this time, all I need are Saki, Master Hentai and Shiny Wasabi Kitty to complete my collection and I look forward to the challenge of obtaining them.