Ara Ara, Robzilla!

I'm just a sawed off zaddie trying to get by like everyone else.

I know I lead a blessed life when I can observe MINI Rules 1 & 9 from my front porch every day.

Robzilla: Retired. Neither straight or crooked. Professional antihero when motivated. Loves to drive with the top down, weather permitting. Former pet owner, but still loves them. The hinge in a MINI Cooper throuple.

A Las Vegas Raiders fan owns this blog! I discuss things that may cause pearl clutching, and I have a potty mouth to boot.