There's No Freaking Way I'll Let You Mock Me! Unless...

 
... It's with a mocktail!

Well before I blew up whatever I had with The Muse, I intended to go "dry" as we get closer to the business end of the holiday season. As of tonight I will be drinking either a Caleno Mojito, a Lyre's Dark 'N Spicy, or...

... a glass of St. Regis Shiraz Rose NA with my dinner every night.

Even though my AC1 is below a 5, I still eat for the most part as if my AC1 is a 7. The mojito is a great choice for a beverage since it's very low in both carbs and sugar. 

You have to be careful with the Lyre's or St. Regis, though. They both have 15g of carbs and 15g of added sugar per serving! Ara ara!

In plain English, those two non toxic twins can hurt you if you're not watching your carb or sugar intake either with the meal you pair them with or anything you consume within two hours before or after. 

Other than those general guidelines I'll follow, I'm going to really enjoy this "dry" holiday season and then resume my nightly wine drinking on New Year's Eve.